If your choice of headphones in the workplace makes a statement, then the question becomes this: What statement do you want to make?
Here are five headphones for your consideration — and a rough translation of what each is saying.
Translation: I would rather you not ask me about my headphones.
Model: Abyss AB-1266
Translation: I have an insane amount of disposable income. (These cost just shy of $5,500)
Translation: I have so little respect for your personal space, I will only listen to my earbuds out loud.
Model: Molami Twine
Translation: I am the kind of person who wears headphones that are best explained by a short art film.