We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cell phone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:
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Okay, we get it. The Taken series has garnered America's favor. In that spirit we give you the Finding Nemo remix of Taken, or the Taken remix of Finding ... you know what, just enjoy:
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Also, we usually only promise five-minute videos or less. Though we'd be remiss if we didn't mention this 34-minute collection of Olympic highlights of the bumps, bruises, and basically a blooper collection of the world's best athletes (how much you watch is totally up to you):
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Allison Brie. Your adorableness makes our hearts hurt and our brains just wonder what kind of musical fun you and Jessica Paré have when the cameras aren't rolling:
And in keeping with the music theme, our friends at Gawker are highlighting the musical offerings of "Diamond" Dave Hosley and his talent for being a "Karaoke DJ-Emcee." Okay, so Allison Brie might be cuter and more heartwarming, but Brie has nothing on Hosley's "Call me a Beegee" falsetto (around 1:05).