Is there anything people with a Jurassic Park inflatable Tyrannosaurus Rex costume won’t do for our amusement? We’ve already seen a T-Rex complete an American Ninja Warrior course (and even compete on the show). We’ve watched a T-Rex hoof it (talon it?) to “A Chorus Line”. We’ve felt the sting of jealousy about missing out on the T-Rex fight club at this year’s Burning Man. And we laughed ourselves silly at the clever girl who figured out when somebody who owned a Jurassic Park-themed vehicle would be arriving at a cosmetology school and chased their vehicle as a T-Rex.
And now, the T-Rex is on a jet ski. No, it isn’t some secret level from Primal Rage on the Sega Genesis that your rich cousin claimed he totally found one time after winning 101 times in a row playing as Sauron instead of the obviously superior El Diablo. It’s just professional athlete Mark Gomez showing off some flashy freeride motorsurfing skills on a 1200cc Rickter XFR while dressed as a T-Rex. As one does.
This ski-rex has got all the moves.
How does he reach the controls with those tiny arms, you may ask? Life, uh, finds a way.