Keeping ItReal: For those, keeping score...
[John McCain is] not a war hero…. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured.”
"I know more about Isis than the Generals do, believe me."
"you could see there was blood coming out of [Megyn Kelly's] eyes, blood coming out of her wherever"
"“We’re going to solve your water problem. You have a water problem that is so insane. It is so ridiculous where they’re taking the water and shoving it out to sea…They don’t understand — nobody understands it. There is no drought.
I have received many many environmental rewards. Rewards and awards. I have done very well environmentally, and I’m all for it, but you have some people that really just wanna get in the way, and I don’t know if it’s for their ego or what. But you know we want jobs, we have to bring jobs back, and if we can bring this part of the world water that we have, but it’s true I’ve gotten so many of the awards and I am proud of them, and there are some great environmentalists….If I win, we’re going to start opening up the water, so that you can have your farmers survive."
"I dealt with Gaddafi. I rented him a piece of land. He paid me more for one night than the land was worth for two years, and then I didn't let him use the land. That's what we should be doing. I don't want to use the word "screwed," but I screwed him. That's what we should be doing."
In 2012, transgender Miss Universe contestant Jenna Talackova was kicked out of the contest for not having declared her trans status in her entry (the pageant does now accept trans people). Talackova’s lawyer, Gloria Allred, angrily said that no one had asked Trump to ‘prove’ he was a man by showing his anatomy.
In response, Trump called in to TMZ Live and said of his penis: “I think Gloria would be very impressed”.
"Our country is in serious trouble. We don't have victories anymore. We used to have victories, but we don't have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say China in a trade deal? I beat China all the time. All the time."
"I saved [Chuck Todd's] job."
“How stupid are the people of Iowa?”
"I'm not sure I have ever asked God's forgiveness. I don't bring God into that picture....When I go to church and when I drink my little wine and have my little cracker, I guess that is a form of forgiveness. I do that as often as I can because I feel cleansed."
"I watched when the World Trade Center came tumbling down. And I watched in Jersey City, New Jersey, where thousands and thousands of people were cheering as that building was coming down. Thousands of people were cheering."
“An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that @BarackObama's birth certificate is a fraud.”
"You know, when [Ben Carson] says he went after his mother and wanted to hit her in the head with a hammer. That bothers me. I mean, that's pretty bad. I'm not saying anything other than pathological is a very serious disease. And he said he's pathological, somebody said he has pathological disease. It's in the book that he's got a pathological temper. That's a big problem because you don't cure that. You don't cure these people. You don't cure a child molester. There's no cure for it. Pathological, there's no cure for that."
"The other thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families."
“We’re losing a lot of people because of the Internet. We have to see Bill Gates and a lot of different people who really understand what’s happening and maybe, in some ways, closing that Internet up in some ways."
"The Canadian plan also helps Canadians live longer and healthier than America. … We need, as a nation, to reexamine the single-payer plan, as many individual states are doing."
“There’s many different ways (to fix health care), by the way. Everybody’s got to be covered. This is an un-Republican thing for me to say because a lot of times they say, ‘No, no, the lower 25 percent that can’t afford private.’ But...I am going to take care of everybody. I don’t care if it costs me votes or not. Everybody’s going to be taken care of much better than they’re taken care of now....the government’s gonna pay for it.”
“I identify more as a Democrat.”
"I think Bush is probably the worst President in the history of the United States."
“Bush was a disaster for the country as well as for the Republican Party. Then he asked me about Barack Obama. I told him that Barack will need to be a great president because we’re in serious trouble as a country. It hasn’t been this way since 1929. So he doesn’t have much choice—he will simply have to be great, which he has a very good chance of being. What he has done is amazing. The fact that he accomplished what he has—in one year and against great odds—is truly phenomenal.”
"[Michael Bloomberg is] a friend of mine. He's been an excellent mayor of New York City. He's a great guy and he means very well."
"[Hillary Clinton is] very talented, very smart. She's a friend of mine, so I'm a little prejudiced."
"I know Hillary and I think she’d make a great president or vice-president."
"We have nobody in Washington that sits back and said, you're not going to raise that fucking price." ABOUT OPEC OIL
"Why does she keep interrupting everybody?" ABOUT FIORINA
"Look at that face. Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next next president? I mean, [Carly Fiorina is] a woman, and I'm not supposed to say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"
“I would never buy Ivana [Trump] any decent jewels or pictures. Why give her negotiable assets?”
"You know, it doesn't really matter what [the press] write[s] as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass."
“There are basically three types of women and reactions. One is the good woman who very much loves her future husband, solely for himself, but refuses to sign the agreement on principle. I fully understand this, but the man should take a pass anyway and find someone else. The other is the calculating woman who refuses to sign the prenuptial agreement because she is expecting to take advantage of the poor, unsuspecting sucker she’s got in her grasp. There is also the woman who will openly and quickly sign a prenuptial agreement in order to make a quick hit and take the money given to her.”
"all of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected”.
“I bet you make a great wife”.
“If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
“Rosie O'Donnell is disgusting, both inside and out. If you take a look at her, she's a slob. How does she even get on television? If I were running The View, I'd fire Rosie. I'd look her right in that fat, ugly face of hers and say, 'Rosie, you're fired.' We're all a little chubby but Rosie's just worse than most of us. But it's not the chubbiness — Rosie is a very unattractive person, both inside and out. Rosie's a person who's very lucky to have her girlfriend. And she better be careful or I'll send one of my friends over to pick up her girlfriend, why would she stay with Rosie if she had another choice?"
"Beauty and elegance, whether in a woman, a building, or a work of art, is not just superficial or something pretty to see."
“I really understand beauty. And I will tell you, [Angelina Jolie is] not—I do own Miss Universe. I do own Miss USA. I mean I own a lot of different things. I do understand beauty, and she's not".
He tried to make a show called, "Lady or Tramp?" where party girls went to charm school.
"So when [Raffaello Fiorelli] had plenty of money, [Anne Hathaway] liked him. But then after that, not as good, right?"
[Miss USA] claimed that the billionaire had the girls parade in front of him, so he could separate those he found attractive from those he didn’t.
She wrote: “Many of the girls found this exercise humiliating. Some of the girls were sobbing backstage after [he] left, devastated to have failed even before the competition really began . . . it was as though we had been stripped bare.”
“So much of the boardroom discussion concerned the appearance of the female contestants—discussing the female contestants' looks—who he found to be hot.
“He asked the men to rate the women — he went down the line and asked the guys, ‘Who’s the most beautiful on the women’s team?’ ”
Gene Folkes, a 46-year-old financial adviser, said: “I think it was most uncomfortable when he had one [female] contestant come around the board table and twirl around.”
Trump was in court testifying in a deposition over a failed Florida real estate project, when lawyer Elizabeth Beck asked to take a break to breastfeed her three-month old daughter.
Trump and his team objected, so she pulled out her breast pump to prove it. In an incident that the Republican presidential candidate ‘does not dispute’, he walked out of the room, telling Beck she was ‘disgusting’.
After New York Times columnist Gail Collins wrote about rumours of Trump’s bankruptcy, he sent her a copy of her own article, with her picture circled and ‘the face of a dog!’ scrawled across it.
@Cher should stop with the bad plastic surgery and nasty statements about good people running for office.
.@ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision.