The star of the best cat video on the Internet is back for a dose of ghoulish wisdom.
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Henri's take on Halloween is pretty standard for his take on life -- altogether, not impressed.
"How do frightening ghouls have anything to do with a squash?," he asks. Touché.
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He also waxes eloquent on the prevalence of cat costumes. "They say black cats are bad luck in an obvious ploy to hide their jealousy."
Just like a cat, Henri. Just like a cat.
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It goes on too long, and could do with a little more motion to justify the Stealer's Wheel soundtrack. But these are forgivable sins in the cat video world, it seems; Tom Tom's spherical plastic antics have racked up more than 11 million views.
This story originally published on Mashable here.