How to Ruin the Precious Budweiser Super Bowl Ad

We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

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So everyone pretty much loved that Budweiser commercial on Sunday. You know, the one with the baby Clydesdale? The Internet named it Hope today, in case you were wondering. If you weren't, and you're a cold-hearted cynic, then by all means watch Conan O'Brien go ahead and ruin all the nice things about Super Sunday:

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Not that you didn't know this, but flipping off a judge who is presiding over your bond hearing is a really bad idea. One Penelope Soto will have 30 days to figure out why:

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Dear Villanova, please sign this guy ASAP: 

Dear whoever raised this magical child, you did wonderful job. And Amtrak, here's your next commercial: 

And finally, we're not sure who Kai saved or who Kai is, but we are sure he is a great American hero (language and the possible giggles are absolutely NSFW):