Puking toddler lands dad in hilarious situation
A pukey toddler landed one father in an awful situation.
Ben Patterson swapped cars with his wife on Thursday so that she could go out with friends. He was driving home with his kids when his son Declan had an unfortunate case of projectile vomiting.
Patterson pulled over the car so he could clean up the kid, something that proved to be a little difficult. During the ordeal, Ben texted his wife a play-by-play of the incident as it went down.
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Image: Facebook, Ben PAtterson
After fighting the urge, Ben ends up puking in some poor woman's front lawn as he attempts to clean up the mess. We've all been there before.
The woman was concerned that he was intoxicated and eventually, the cops show up and give Patterson a breathalyzer test to check his sobriety.
Image: Facebook, Ben Patterson
Patterson passed the test so the cops let him go, but he still had to get home.
So, Patterson drove home with all of the windows down and his shirt over his mouth and nose in an attempt to block the stench of rotting whale blubber filling the car.
Image: Facebook, Ben Patterson
