These Prince Harry and Meghan Markle dolls are the stuff of nightmares

Morgan Sung
Updated

With the royal wedding in just a few months (counting down to May 19th!) commemorative royal couple memorabilia is flooding Etsy. 

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Among the plates, mugs and posters, you can get an especially unique keepsake: Harry and Meghan dolls. 

These dolls are the stuff of nightmares.
These dolls are the stuff of nightmares.

Image: Historywearz/etsy

If only they looked like the actual Harry and Meghan. 

Calling these dolls Harry and Meghan lookalikes is a bit of a stretch.
Calling these dolls Harry and Meghan lookalikes is a bit of a stretch.

Image: Frank Augstein/AP/REX/Shutterstock

With his Sgt. Pepper-esque bowl cut, the "Harry" doll looks nothing like the actual Prince Harry. Where's his famous ginger hair? The stubble? The bright blue eyes? 

Other than the dark hair, mini Meghan shares little with her namesake. The doll's sharply plucked brows and vacant eyes have been scaring Twitter. At least Harry comes with two outfits. 

Twitter wasn't too kind on the new dolls.

New Jersey based artist Shirlee Corsey sells these dolls on Etsy. Her shop, HistoryWearz, features historical doll costumes, including handmade Hamilton-inspired revolutionary war outfits and Disney princess ball gowns. 

At just $175 for both Harry and Meghan, these dolls are a steal. 

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