Pinocchio, Wombats, and George Costanza

Ray Gustini

Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

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Hm. We don't remember Pinocchio being this maniacally violent: http://t.co/9wc1t8m6Tue Oct 25 14:15:58 via SocialFlowSlate Slate

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It's like they say: one generation's beloved classic is another's hyperviolent source of outrage.

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FBI long suspected dark side of powerful chairman... http://t.co/xWweK919Tue Oct 25 17:54:53 via DrudgeDrudge Report Drudge_Report

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Stop. You're only encouraging the Frank Sinatra cultists.

Making a trip to New York without the Knicks http://t.co/nhScr7hgTue Oct 25 18:14:22 via SocialFlowNew York Post NewYorkPost

To be fair, the Knicks have been making trips to New York without the Knicks for almost a decade now. It's not the worst thing to miss.

Fire up your pumpkins... http://t.co/7hxZsNU3Tue Oct 25 21:10:09 via SocialFlowThe Washington Post washingtonpost

Get in your Twitter pumpkin puns now. Because in six days the reference will be as relevant as jokes involving green beer, fireworks, and tacky Arbor Day sweaters.

VIDEO: Rare wombat nursed back to health http://t.co/hi5ZuILXTue Oct 25 19:16:49 via BBC NewsBBC News BBCNews

Of course this is a good idea. You think rare wombats grow on trees? Because they don't. They live in burrows beneath tress.

Spotted! @nydailynews reports a panther on the loose in Ohio http://t.co/T7uXQgxq just as we did in July http://t.co/YghlQbDTTue Oct 25 21:51:24 via HootSuiteThe Daily daily

Hopefully, the Daily News will respond. At which point the first New York media fight over who was the first to report a panther being loose in Ohio will begin.

George Costanza was called by Israel to help bring peace to the Middle East. Really. http://t.co/ZW3XDnbtTue Oct 25 19:23:03 via The Huffington PostHuffington Post HuffingtonPost

Though knowing George he'll probably just repeat Jerry's "Look to the cookie" talking points.