Karl: It has come to light that scientists recently tried to conduct MRI scans on Trump supporters to see if their brain patterns differed from Hillary supporters. The paid Trump supporters were told that they were helping iron out the bugs in a newly installed MRI machine at a local hospital. But the testing did not go as expected as supporter after supporter failed to register an image on the machine. The researches were dumbfounded and at first thought there was a problem with the machine's wiring. But a simple test was able to determine what was wrong. After looking into each test subjects ear with an otoscope it was found that none of them had a brain!