Empyreal Passion: My dear Chump what about your own promiscuity? Chump has married three times- Fisrt time he married to a hoe from czechoslovakia, ivana. He chated on her and then married marla maples. That married resulted n divorce. Then he married a european underwear model from former yugoslavia, his current wife melania (which republicabns think makes for a great first lady lol). Besides, Chump has openly said that he would've dated ivanka trump had she not been his daughter. There are pictures of chump touching her in all sorts of places.