MatthewSevenTwelve: Back on Uncle George's farm in rural Ohio we didn't have these problems. The only bathroom was a wooden outhouse about forty steps off of the back porch. Their was a huge black walnut tree growing next to it. It was pretty fancy for an outhouse. There was a moon cut in over the door and three holes in case you had company. In winter we would bring the toilet seat inside and lean it next to the wood stove. If you forget to bring it back up to the farmhouse the next person would freeze their kiester off. Good times.