Mdkn: Comrades, the Party needs your help! You were probably also shocked by the first presidential debate last night... It was completely biased ... because the Evil One was able to speak a few words in between the orchestrated personal attacks (provided by Hillary's political correct comrade)! We must do better next time! I've come up with some ideas, but they need to be improved... To make the next debate even more Party-approved: 1. Hillary gets a handheld "shocking" device to give painful stimuli to Trump whenever he tries to speak. 2. The part of the audience selected by the Trump team must be gagged and bound to their chairs. It is inappropriate for deplorable people to voice their opinion! 3. Trump must be naked and constantly prodded in his behind by two Democrats dressed up as devils with Lenin face masks. 4. The debate will be ONLY about Trump's taxes. All else is irrelevant in the eyes of the Party. Immigration, crime, jobs... trifles, I say! 5. The moderator should be someone with more Party loyalty, let's say Bill Clinton or a representative of the Saudi royal family.