Simple Man: If this door opens, who's to say where and when it can close. "I'm 16 but I identify as a 21 year old. So now you have to sell me alcohol." "I'm 25 but I identify as a 14 year old. Does that mean that I can date 14 year old girls now?" "I'm dirt poor but I identify as someone that is filthy rich so I think that the government should have to give me some money "