Arpman: And the Academy Award for best performance at a political convention goes to (dramatic pause with timpani roll): Hillary Clinton for I Play Them Like A Fiddle! Hillary: Thank you! Thank you! I'd like to thank the Academy. Bill and Chelsea. President Obama. Thank you to my mentor Saul Alinsky. Thank you to George Soros for believing in me. Thanks to all of the other billionaires, Buffet, Bezos, Katzenberg, Zuckerberg, Spielberg, Oprah, and others for giving so generously, even though you are among the evil rich people that we Democrats always speak against. Thank you to all of the foreign officials who have donated to the Clinton Foundation. Thanks to you, Bill and I are no longer "dead broke." And finally, a big thank you to my millions of supporters who so graciously allow me to play them like a fiddle. I couldn't have gotten here without you. Thank you! Thank you!