LIFE.com offers a selection of photos of preposterous bicycle designs — mechanistic marvels that belie the famous old saying (which we just made up) that there's no such thing as a useless bike.
John: And Obama was divisive! hahaha! You know, this guy is either blind, dumb, doesn't think before speaking, doesn't know what America really looks like outside of his Liberace's penthouse in New York. He sure does give those people lip service, though, and boy, do they eat it right up! Give this guy time and ALL will see what's there.