Greg: I just found out some very alarming news. Apparently, if Hillary Clinton is elected President the moment she takes the Oath of Office all cats will instantly turn into dogs. Also, cows will immediately stop giving milk. On top of that chickens will start laying eggs with the shells on the inside and yolks on the outside (very messy). But if Donald Trump gets elected the moment he takes the Oath of office all one dollar bills will automatically turn into ONE HUNDRED dollar bills. On top of that your paycheck will instantly double and you will be able to get all the guns you want for free at the post office (this will give new meaning to the term ‘going postal’). Yes, I heard it on Faux News, but I did not believe it. So I went to the website Breitbart and they confirmed that this was all true. Oh, on the same program I found out that Hillary Clinton has both Leprosy and Ebola and just by voting for her you contract both. Boy, I sure am glad I found this out before I voted. You can always count on Faux news to give you the honest truth. After all, they are always fair and balanced.