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I'm Covered in Puke
I have what we call a "happy puker." He is chunky and happy but he vomits up ounces and ounces of milk after each feed. And guess where it lands? On me. Every time. I am puked upon so frequently that I stopped even noticing when it happens so I go out in public and you can just tell I'm a new mom thanks to the while flaky stains on my shoulder...and pants...and back...etc., etc., etc.
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7 Surefire Ways to Spot the Mother of a Newborn

October 1, 2013

Now that the big kids are back in school and my newborn is officially an "infant", I'm back at blogging and feeling like I've survived a pretty exhausting period. Being a new mom again was pretty jarring. Before I gave birth I had two kids who were wiping their own butts and were able to go to the fridge and get their own snacks. So those first couple months of new motherhood were a shock to the system. You guys know what I'm talking about, right? Like if you had passed me in the supermarket this summer you would have just known I was a new mom. How? Here are 7 ways you know I'm a new mom…again. -By Claire Goss

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