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BMW Group design director Adrian van Hooydonk says the Concept Skytop could make sense with a run of 50 units priced at $500k apiece.
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Volkswagen Golf GTI Clubsport debuts this weekend at the 'Ring
Volkswagen debuts the newest Golf GTI Clubsport next weekend at the Nurburgring 24-hour race, alongside four GTI models running in the weekend's action.
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2025 Porsche 911 Sneak Preview: New 992.2 dawns with T-Hybrid, crazy aero for GTS
Everything we know about the 2025 Porsche 911 (aka the 992.2). The big news is the new GTS T-Hybrid with its electric assist motor and electric turbo.
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Walmart's extended Memorial Day sale is a treat — these are the 35 best deals on summer essentials, outdoor faves and more
Ready for your post-holiday perusal: A Keurig hot and iced coffee maker for under $100, an adorably useful mini projector for just $85 and a robot vacuum-mop combo for $240 off.
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EU's ChatGPT taskforce offers first look at detangling the AI chatbot's privacy compliance
A data protection taskforce that's spent over a year considering how the European Union's data protection rulebook applies to OpenAI's viral chatbot, ChatGPT, reported preliminary conclusions Friday. The top-line takeaway is that the working group of privacy enforcers remains undecided on crux legal issues, such as the lawfulness and fairness of OpenAI's processing. Watchdogs can also order non-compliant processing to stop.
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Pikmin Bloom has been helping me meet my outdoor walking goals for years
Pikmin Bloom was released for Android and iOS in 2021 by Pokémon Go developer Niantic as another “go outside and touch grass” app, and I’ve been playing it pretty regularly since then.
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Macy's Memorial Day sale 2024: Save up to 60% on Cuisinart, Shark, Michael Kors and more
On our shopping list: breathable bamboo sheets for just $37, a glittering tennis bracelet for $53 and a four-piece luggage set for $100.
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Someone made a Flappy Bird tribute for the Playdate that lets you use the crank to fly
FlappyBird by Chibisuke is a Flappy Bird tribute game made for the Playdate handheld. You can control the bird using either the up or A button, or the crank to add more difficulty. It's available on itch.io.
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California launching pilot program to charge drivers for miles driven
California will soon begin testing a pilot program that will tax drivers based on the miles they log to offset the loss of gas tax revenues from EVs.
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Alyssa Milano says Nioxin 'helped tremendously' with hair loss — snag their products on sale for Memorial Day
The actor credits this thickening system with restoring her lovely locks.
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'Like a hot knife through butter': You need this $38 mini chain saw for spring pruning — it's over 50% off
Put those bulky power tools away: This handy helper weighs in at under 3 pounds.
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I'll be wearing this slimming, lightweight jumpsuit all summer long, and it's on sale for $24
'Hides my tummy': This warm-weather alternative to shorts and leggings has 10,000+ five-star Amazon reviews.
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Get up to 50% off past-season clothing and gear from Patagonia, The North Face, Arcteryx and more
There's still time to save a bundle on brands like Patagonia, The North Face, Hoka and many more thanks to the REI Anniversary Sale.
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Finout lands cash to grow its cloud spend management platform
In 2021, Roi Ravhon, Asaf Liveanu and Yizhar Gilboa came together to found Finout, an enterprise-focused toolset to help manage and optimize cloud costs. "One of the main challenges enterprise faces is wide cloud cost management tool adoption, which is first and foremost organizational change," Ravhon told TechCrunch. Indeed, companies are plunking down a small mountain of cash for cloud products and services amidst the AI boom.
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OpenAI reportedly didn't intend to copy Scarlett Johansson's voice
OpenAI cast the actor of Sky's voice months before Sam Altman contacted Scarlett Johansson, and it had no intention of finding someone who sounded like her, according to The Washington Post.
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The Biden campaign is looking to hire a seasoned meme lord
This is not a joke: According to a job listing, President Joe Biden's reelection campaign needs someone to manage memes. The "Partner Manager, Content and Meme Pages" hire will "initiate and manage day-to-day operations in engaging the internet’s top content and meme pages." “I do think that we can and should infuse relevant, trendy and fun moments into how we are communicating, especially on digital platforms,” Annie Wu Henry, a creator and digital communications strategist, told TechCrunch in February.
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Oneil Cruz hitting angry, Shohei Ohtani leading the league, the Royals are turning heads with Jake Eisenberg
Jake Mintz & Jordan Shusterman talk about Oneil Cruz's smashing night at the dish, Kyle Tucker and Shohei Ohtani leading the league and are joined by Royals broadcaster Jake Eisenberg to talk about Kansas City’s success in 2024.
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Coco Gauff urges young Americans to get out and vote: 'Use the power that we have'
Coco Gauff feels that young people 'think their vote doesn't count.' She wants that to change.
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a16z's American Dynamism team launches program to introduce technical minds to VC
From a16z's new $7.2 billion fund, around $600 million is earmarked for American Dynamism. The 12-month American Dynamism Engineering Fellows Program will take around three technologists on an investment crash course, with the fellows spending the year learning about venture investing, working alongside the partners to evaluate potential investments, and engaging with the fund’s portfolio of industrial companies.
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Ooni's Memorial Day sale discounts pizza ovens by up to 30 percent
Ooni has discounted its pizza ovens by up to 30 percent as part of a Memorial Day sale. The most notable item here is the Ooni Frya 12 wood pellet pizza oven, which is $245 as part of the sale.