The Parallel Twitter Lives of Jose Canseco and Horse_eBooks
Staring at the Internet day in and day out, as we do, it's hard not to make connections and notice eerie similarities happening right before our bleary, computer-glazed eyes. Sometimes people even seem to be leading parallel lives, despite being completely different individuals (or bots) in different parts of the world.
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Such is the case for Internet favorites @horse_ebooks and @josecanseco, who have recently tweeted, for example, "I am going to fight shaq" and "Scott has modeled professionally." We gathered some of these prolific tweeters' most perplexing missives. Who wrote it: Canseco or Horse_ebooks? Test yourself. [Sic] all the following:
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1. "We spend 35% of our lives sleeping .we should sleep in cryogenic chambers it Will slow down the (cont)"
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2. "all-embracing love"
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3. "As I said earlier ... I m on a Mission ... I have already developed over $1.2 Billion worth of developments ... heaven"
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4. "I am a part of every single one of you .everyone has a warrior inside that wants to come out .warriors come out and playea"
5. "Your Plants Grow Abundantly, Taste Amazing, and Are Extremely Healthy. Here s How It Works: Here s what you ll find"
6. "Can anyone guess how"
7. "Be unfazed"
8. "Hair Extensions, The Complete Consumer Guide"
9. "Only a small amount of the population can see beyond the fascade or smoke screen.can you ?"
10. "How To Get Brutally Huge"
11. "Perception or reality does anyone know who I really am maybe if you spent a day with me"
12. "Some people think French kissing is no big deal. It s just like a regular kiss, but with a little added tongue-action. That s dead wrong."
Answers: 1, 4, 6, 9, 11: Jose Canseco; 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 10, 12: Horse ebooks.
