You Can Own 'The Brady Bunch' House for a Cool 2 Million Dollars

From Esquire

Here's a story, of a lovely lady, who decided to list her 3-bedroom, 3-bathroom mid-century ranch style home for 1.88 million dollars in a housing market that is still recovering from the 2008 crash. Yikes. Doesn't quite roll off the tongue as well as I'd hoped, but nevertheless, the house from The Brady Bunch is up for sale, and if you're in the greater Los Angeles area, you can schedule a tour of the place. Alice is not included.

The inside has been revamped a bit, but there's still plenty of wood paneling to satisfy your 70s fetish. According to the Redfin listing, this is the first time that the home will be on the market after nearly 50 years. Additionally, the listing boasts that it's the second most photographed home behind the White House. I feel like the family who ended up buying the Full House home probably has some feelings about that, but statistics are statistics!

Photo credit: Giphy
Photo credit: Giphy

The listing has only been up for a little less than a day, but you know someone with an absurd amount of money is going to snatch up the iconic home. Seriously, the inside is like a time capsule. Check out this room that's 100 percent practical and totally not designed to give you nightmares and make you wake up in a cold sweat screaming, "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia."

Photo credit: Redfin
Photo credit: Redfin

In addition to that Pepto Bismol sponsored bedroom, there's two other bedrooms, a dishwasher, and parquet wood floors. Parquet! And then there's a perfect backyard, spacious enough to nail your sister in the face with a football from at least twenty, maybe thirty yards away. And though the listing doesn't explicitly state it, it's preferred that you either have three girls (all of them with hair of gold, like their mother) or three boys. Details.

So, you know, if you're looking for a big financial undertaking or you have roughly 2 million dollars burning a hole in your pocket, go for it. Just don't tell that idiot Cousin Oliver. We'd prefer he not know.

Photo credit: Redfin
Photo credit: Redfin

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