Oops! Lifetime Did It Again! Britney Spears Movie Coming in 2017

Lifetime has a Britney Spears movie in the works. Natasha Bassett, who recently appeared in the Coen Brothers’ Hail Caesar, will star as the “Toxic” popstar in a two-hour feature that the real Spears “will not be contributing in any way, shape or form to… nor does it have her blessing.”

Production begins next month in Vancouver for a 2017 premiere, so get ready, Canada! You need to triple your supply of Juicy sweats and Starbucks Frappuccinos.

Spears’s life has been an extremely public greatest hits of highs and lows, so we put together our own Top 5 Britney Moments Lifetime Can’t Forget.

Number 5: “…Baby One More Time”
Not only have you memorized the lyrics, you can still do most of the dance. The music video launched Spears’s career in 1998, and eventually had to be retired by MTV’s Total Request Live, because it made the countdown too many times.

Number 4: Madonna, Xtina, and the VMAs
Britney routinely topped the biggest moments of the Video Music Awards, but in 2003, she blew the “Satisfaction” striptease out of the water with a triple-kiss with Christina Aguilera and Madonna for a saliva-soaked passing of the torch.

Number 3: Justin
The greatest love stories ever told: Napoleon and Josephine, Romeo and Juliet, Britney and Justin. Britney first met the ‘NSYNC frontman on the The Mickey Mouse Club in 1992, and their love blossomed into… matching denim outfits at the 2001 American Music Awards.

Number 2: Kevin Federline
After Justin, another beau suddenly entered the picture, and three months later, Britney and K-Fed were engaged. And what better way to detail your nascent love than with a UPN reality show! Britney and Kevin: Chaotic only lasted five episodes, but it was enough to irreparably damage her career, and inspire Federline to release his own album.

Number 1: Late Night Barber
Maybe we’ll never understand the circumstances of the late-night head-shaving incident, but we can at least revel in Lifetime shining a salacious spotlight on the shave seen ‘round the world.

Watch Rob Corddry and Rob Huebel ruin each other’s Emmy-nominated scene breakdowns…

What are your Top 5 Britney Moments? Any that we forgot? Tell us what you think! Hit us up on Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram or leave your comments below. And check out our host, Khail Anonymous, on Twitter.