Oh, Look: JNCO Is Doing a Pre-Sale of Its Retro Wide-Legged Jeans

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Who needs pockets this deep? Or this low down? Photo: JNCO

Hey, Millennials! Bored with your job? Done with the dating scene? Need a little dose of ‘90s nostalgia to keep you pressing on in this cold, cruel world? Well, send your thank you cards in advance to the kind folks at JNCO, which are more than happy to bring back a blast from the past you didn’t know you wanted.

The label, popular in the ‘90s for its wide-legged, super slouchy denim styles is back and ready to serve you a spoonful of old school swag, with a pre-sale of some of its classic-looking pieces, as spied by Jezebel. Now you or someone you love can happily traipse about town (in 2015!) in a pair of oversized pants embroidered with designs like a bulldog, a kangaroo wearing boxing gloves, or a very angry-looking skunk for $50-70. Or, if you’re living in a warmer climate, perhaps these $40 deep-pocket shorts would better tickle your fancy. JNCO is also offering a selection of jackets (which aren’t terrible!) and novelty sweaters, if questionable jeans aren’t your thing—or if you don’t have that much stuff to carry around in your pants because dang, those pockets run deeper than Drake’s love for cozy sweaters.

Because it’s pre-sale, the clothes won’t ship until December, so they’re a great holiday gift for anyone in your life who, uh… needs extra room in their pants? Why else would you wear these?

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