Of course United Kingdom hockey had a Noble vs. Lord fight (Video)
Hear ye, hear ye! Gather ‘round all ye kings, queens and commoners, for a hockey fight comes hither!
‘Tis the Elite Ice Hockey League – perchance you know it better as the professional league of ice hockey for the United Kingdom. Our combatants on this frigid field of battle are the Brave and Loyal BLAZE of COVENTRY vying against the Bold and Steadfast DEVILS of CARDIFF.
Whereas the commencement of this hockey match led to a pitch-kettled moment between two ruffians: A Lord, name of Andrew Lord of Cardiff by way of West Vancouver; and a Noble, name of Kevin Noble of Coventry by way of Sparwood, British Columbia.
Whereas Noble doffed his crown early in the fisticuffs, Lord took full advantage, landing blows with the ferocity of a battering ram into the Kenilworth gate. Perchance he had waited for this moment to assail Noble, a noted hufty-tufty in the EIHL. Mayhaps he just fancies a ruckus.
Or as the commentator hath proclaimed: “There were a few pushes and few nudges, and all of a sudden Lord and Noble … let’s be honest, there aren’t many people in South Wales who like Kevin Noble!”
Thouest harsh!
My Kings and Queens, this night we have enjoyed magnificent pugilism, one worthy of the Chronicles. Haveth thou been entertained by this Lord and Noble?! So sayeth we all!
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Greg Wyshynski is a writer for Yahoo Sports. Contact him at puckdaddyblog@yahoo.com or find him on Twitter. His book, TAKE YOUR EYE OFF THE PUCK, is available on Amazon and wherever books are sold.
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