'The Notebook' Gets the Honest Trailer It So Deserves for Valentine's Day

We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

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Today is Valentine's Day, the day when The Notebook will inevitably show up on some station or other (Oxygen?) while everyone else is at dinner indulging on overpriced prix fixe meals with some chocolate molten flourless cake that you have to order 20 minutes in advance. Stuck with those two options, the cold-hearted cynic in us would rather watch this honest trailer on loop: 

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Pro tip: Justin Bieber lyrics only work for Justin Bieber:

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This is your brain on love. This is your brain on cocaine. They are more or less the same thing. 

And finally, here are goats that yell like humans. Apparently there are enough goats with humanoid yells on the Internet that they could be compiled into a supercut. This is the world in which we live, folks. Happy Valentine's Day: