Still using your hand to answer your iPhone? Amateur.
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This dude demonstrates the bossest way to pick up that ring-a-ling using a special quick-draw contraption. And, in the process of doing so, inadvertently competes for the Biggest Internet Winner.
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Wigs. Trains. 1970s police TV show rolls. It's all there for your cocked eyebrow watching pleasure.
1. The classic new gadget in hand. Check manicure before posting.
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