This is Miley Cyrus' Christmas gift to you: the singer, writhing on a bed, taking a shower/bath fully clothed, and sticking her hand suggestively into her underpants.
Such are the contents of Our Lady of Twerking's "Adore You" video, which was leaked last night, to the consternation of her ladyship. She tweeted: "We all know Smilers would break another record if it wasn't for the fuck face who leaked my video. Alllllll good! Keep smiling :)" So she's mad, but not really.
Miley is of course continuing her recent trend of pop provocation with the help of director Rankin. The song's lyrics here are about, well, adoring someone, so Miley sets up an old-fashioned camcorder to make that special someone a special video. Watch if you feel must. (You probably must.)
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