Close your eyes and imagine the sexiest car you can think of. You're picturing a 1995 Pontiac Grand AM, right?
Okay, so maybe you're not. But after listening to this slightly ambitious Craigslist ad for the used car, nicknamed "Jesus Tap Dancing Christ," you just might change your mind.
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The car's price tag is "slashed" from $199,000 down to just $700 and the current owner promises driving it will be better than your last four romantic encounters combined.
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Or maybe this is just a beautiful case of a used car salesman overselling a vehicle. We'll let you decide.
This story originally published on Mashable here.