Michael Phelps Taught Simone Biles How to Stack Her Many Medals
Today in problems us muggles will never have, Michael Phelps - whose name I originally typed as "Michael Biles"! Freudian slip?! - apparently taught Simone Biles how to stack her multiple Olympic medals. I mean, when you have that many, you need an expert to school you in the ways of stacking.
michael phelps taught me how to stack my medals
- Simone Biles (@Simone_Biles) August 21, 2016
And apparently he did a pretty damn good job, because look at Simone's stacking style. Seriously pro:
Those medals are beautifully stacked, aren't they @MichaelPhelps? 😉 https://t.co/9J21m5ikb8
- Rio 2016 (@Rio2016_en) August 21, 2016
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outdream yourself pic.twitter.com/VmYjqUpAkt- Simone Biles (@Simone_Biles) August 21, 2016
Sigh. I'm so in love with these two. I'm ready for them to move in together and have a sitcom about a clueless uncle and his spunky niece who solve crimes and breed corgis. Obviously Boomer Phelps and Laurie Hernandez would co-star. Hollywood! Chop chop! Let's make this happen!
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