Meghan Markle's Security Is So Intense It Reportedly Annoyed Kendall Jenner

Everyone wants to meet Meghan Markle. You want to meet her. I want to meet her. My sister—who barely pays attention to pop culture and may not even recognize her—wants to meet her. So I'm not exactly surprised Kendall Jenner and Rita Ora were reportedly keen on having an "audience" (a.k.a. a meeting) with Markle when they were all in the same building last Monday (December 10) at the British Fashion Awards in London. No one is immune to the Duchess of Sussex's charm—not even a Kardashian-Jenner, apparently.

I can totally picture how a meeting with Kendall Jenner and Meghan Markle would go, by the way. Jenner would look tall and gorgeous and say something like, "My sisters and I are all obsessed with you." Markle would then smile and giggle, while touching her baby bump, and say, "Thank you! Buy this cookbook!" (Dialogue courtesy of my imagination.)

Unfortunately, a meeting like this—or any meeting, for that matter—didn't happen. According to TMZ, security around Markle was so tight at the awards that no one could get close enough to say hello. The outlet reports royalty protection officers employed something called "royal movement," meaning that whenever Markle was walking, all stairs and hallways in the venue had to be empty. Imagine being so iconic that guards clear out a stairway just because you want to walk to the vending machine and grab a Fanta—or, in Markle's case, probably mineral water or something equally as fancy.

Jenner, Ora, and Victoria and David Beckham were among the stars reportedly "up in arms" about Markle's security. Who knows if that's true, but I'd 100 percent understand if they were bummed about not scoring a chat with Markle. I mean, imagine if Ora met Markle, slipped her a copy of her new album Phoenix, and she loved it? Hello, chart domination! What a missed opportunity.

In all sincerity, though, Markle should stream Phoenix. It's full of bops. Better luck next time, guys.

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