McDonald's unveils Minions-themed menu, and nope, nope, nope, nope, nope

Mia Johnson
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Minions mania is a craze we still somehow cannot escape. McDonald's is the latest company to fall victim to this — dare we say — Minion monstrosity.

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Per Delish, ahead of Despicable Me 3, McDonald's has unveiled a selection of Minion-themed food items and Happy Meal toys at certain Singapore restaurants. If your stomach and tastebuds are down for a rough night, then the following items are now available to try:

1. Minion potatoes

It's that time of the year again 💁🏼 Okay guys, You've got to admit these are sooooo adorable?!? So I tried the new Minion potatoes and they are basically mashed potatoes encased in a hashbrown-like exterior. Taste wise, they just taste like normal potatoes but they are so cute!! Personal tip - I like to dip them in curry sauce! 👻🌟

A post shared by Shermaine Khoo (@shermainexk) on Jun 14, 2017 at 7:47am PDT

Holy cow, those are terrifying. Imagine opening that box of sweet, hot French fries and finding a pile of eyeless creatures staring back at you. I don't know about you, but maybe it's a good thing that French fries are maybe not great for us.

2. Minion banana ice cream cone

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A post shared by Kathryn❥Tong (@kathryn.tong) on Jun 14, 2017 at 3:50am PDT

Look at that blue cone.

3. Minion banana pie

A post shared by 🌻iamalicetan🌻 (@iamalicetan) on Jun 20, 2017 at 5:39am PDT

Minions really love bananas, apparently.

4. Spicy Minion nuggets

A post shared by Joey Ching How (惡魔豆豆） (@evilbean) on Jun 6, 2017 at 8:41pm PDT

We're not really sure what this one has to do with Minions, but they're on the menu anyway. Pair them with those soul-sucking Minion fries and some bright yellow banana ice cream and call it dinner.

If you're in trouble, McDonald's, please blink twice. The Minions can't hold you hostage forever.

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