Little French boy waves baguette at World Cup, help help, I'm dying

Regardless of where you're from, you've got to love a child who understands the value of carbs.

One little French boy demonstrated his national pride by waving around a beautiful golden baguette at Friday's World Cup quarterfinal between France and Uruguay. France won the game, and Baguette Boy is quickly becoming an internet sensation.

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If there's one stereotype I learned from middle-school French, it's that French people love baguettes — -with or without butter. Only Twitter understands how radical that is. 

In America, this child would probably be hurling a Slim Jim. Shame on us.

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