Kylie Jenner's 10 Most Unsettling Instagrams
Kylie Jenner made her debut to the world at large on Keeping Up With the Kardashians at age 10, swinging around a stripper pole and pretending to flash the camera as part of a precocious Girls Gone Wild impersonation. Since then, we have had the uniquely bizarre experience of watching a total stranger go from a young child to a sex symbol in front of our eyes (a transition we helped fuel with our insatiable appetite for reality TV, if we’re being honest with ourselves).
No matter what you think about the youngest member of the Kardashian/Jenner clan, Kylie Jenner is a phenomenon that can’t be avoided, and there is no better window into the celebrity than her Instagram feed. Here are some of Kylie's posts that make us feel super awkward. And let's not even talk about her Snapchat...
Kylie Eats Chicken WingsPosted: 19 Week Ago
Likes: 1.3 Million
Corresponding Kylie-ism: "I did a snapchat saying my chicken was "good as f*ck" eating Popeyes for the 1st time and apparently people think I said high as f*ck"
Disturbing Rating: 1 out of 10 TygasKylie and the Kardashian-Jenner clan are known for their love of food from salads to pizza to the aforementioned Popeyes. So, seeing Kylie surrounded by chicken wings and other assorted fried bar foods isn’t even disconcerting, these are just #goals.
Kylie Wears a Hat With Her Own Face on ItPosted: 57 Weeks Ago
Likes: 739,000
Corresponding Kylie-ism: "But in this world I'm happy w the way God created me. Happy Easter everybody"
Disturbing Rating: 4 out of 10 TygasTruly, is there any other way to celebrate a birthday? Why even have one if you don't have appropriate headwear with your own picture on it? So, where can I purchase one of these hats immediately?
Kylie on Her Ever Growing LipsPosted: 9 Weeks Ago
Likes: 1.3 Million
Corresponding Kylie-ism: "Oh, We got haters.."
Disturbing Rating: 5 out of 10 TygasThe size of Kylie's lips are a constant topic of discussion from #kyliejennerlips to Kris recently saying she was "really upset" when Kylie got her lips done. Getting injections that completely transform your teenage face seems maybe not healthy, but having some self-awareness about it is?! Or maybe it's just off-putting.
Kylie's Knowing About Her HatersPosted: 2 Weeks Ago
Likes: 1 Million
Corresponding Kylie-ism: "I don't have the time for people who bring and create so much negativity in their life. I can only pray for them !"
Disturbing Rating: 5 out of 10 Tygas (it gets an extra Tyga for how creepy those flying lips are)Well, okay, maybe Kylie is more self-aware than we give her credit for. She's clearly in on your lip jokes. She knows about the shit that we are all saying and girl is embracing it.
Kylie Graduates From High SchoolPosted: 7 Weeks Ago
Likes: 2.3 Million
Corresponding Kylie-ism: "I don't encourage education! Because I do!"
Disturbing Rating: 6 out of 10 TygasYes, we're proud that Kylie graduated high school. Yes, we're VERY glad she turned 18. And we can't front that she's accomplished more in 18 years than we have in our twenties. BUT. Kylie's “As normal as possible” IG caption for her graduation only makes us feel sad. Also the fact that she contoured her boobs in a graduation gown. :(
Kylie Road Trips With TygaPosted: 22 Weeks Ago
Likes: 852,000
Corresponding Kylie-ism: "I had to take someone to the hospital. Shut the fuck up."
Disturbing Rating: 6 out of 10 TygasAs if we didn't have enough reminders of this unsettling relationship, here's a cartoon rendering of it—as if Kylie and Tyga went to a caricaturist in Central Park like, "DRAW THE MEANING OF INAPPROPRIATE." Also, the top comment on this image also makes a fair point: “Kylie….your [sic] white.”
Kylie Posts a Racist and/or Alien PhotoPosted: 23 Weeks Ago
Likes: 1.2 Million
Corresponding Kylie-ism: "Kylie fact: My favorite animal is the black panther!"
Disturbing Rating: 6 out of 10 TygasYou probably read a thinkpiece about this Instagram photo. Immediately upon posting this picture, Kylie received major backlash about looking like she was in blackface in this picture and got told from hundreds of random commenters that she's racist. IT WAS JUST A BLACKLIGHT PEOPLE! Still, gray, very oily Kylie is odd. It reminds me of 30 Rock when Future Jack tells Present Jack, "You have grandchildren and a gorgeous Polyblasian wife. That's a new race that emerges in 2030. They're incredible!"
Kylie Goes Shopping With a Few FansPosted: 26 Weeks Ago
Likes: 965,000
Corresponding Kylie-ism: "Ok I'll do no glasses. Thanks guys x"
Disturbing Rating: 8 out of 10 TygasThis Instagram of Kylie taking a picture of her fans taking a picture of Kylie taking a picture is a metaphor for something, I think. Our part in her insane fame to the point where she can't shop without hundreds of fans lurking? How she keeps a thin, transparent yet well-reinforced barrier between us and herself? That she sees all of her fans the same way people see a polar bear at the zoo? I just don't know—but I do know this photo is pretty creepy.
Kylie Symbolically Murders Her InnocencePosted: 9 Weeks Ago
Likes: 1.3 Million
Corresponding Kylie-ism: "Right when I turn 18 I'm getting an Italian greyhound"
Disturbing Rating: 10 out of 10 TygasThis one speaks for itself.
Kylie Does a Photoshoot With Terry RichardsonPosted: 1 Week Ago
Likes: 1.1 Million
Corresponding Kylie-ism: "Not planning on getting married anytime soon :)"
Disturbing Rating: 12 out of 10 TygasAny sentence that includes the words "with Terry Richardson" gets 10 out of 10 Tygas. And then Kylie went and put a
Tygatiger over her crotch? That's 12 Tygas.
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