Kylie Jenner Can't Stop Staring at Her Daughter, in Case You're Wondering

Christopher Rosa
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Kylie Jenner just tweeted the first update about her daughter Stormi, and spoiler alert: She's doing really well. Jenner shared the news on Twitter.

We know you've been waiting with bated breath and your pearls clutched for an update on Kylie Jenner's daughter, Stormi, and now it's here. That's right, Kardashian-Jenner devotees: Jenner took a break from posing in Adidas tracksuits and Cruella de Vil–inspired booties to offer an update on baby Stormi, whom she and boyfriend rapper Travis Scott welcomed on February 1. It's good news, of course: The heir to Jenner's lip kit fortune is doing just fine, according to this tweet Jenner wrote on Wednesday (February 21).

"She’s good 😊 still staring at her all day. she looks just like me when i was a baby 😊," Jenner posted on Twitter after a fan inquired about Stormi's first few days in Calabasas, where she's no-doubt watched her famous aunts down large salads, talk about someone named "Sofia Richie," and say the phrase "Yeezy season six" approximately 5,000 times a day. At this rate, Stormi's first word is probably going to be bible...or rude.

Let's take a second to absorb Jenner's tweet, shall we? For one, it's in all lower-case letters, just like her baby announcement, which makes me wonder if the arrow key on Jenner's iPhone is broken. Does she need to call the Apple store? I'm concerned!

Also, Jenner is "staring" at Stormi all day? As in 24 hours? 1,440 minutes? 86,400 seconds? That's a lot of time focused on just one entity. There are so many vital things Jenner is neglecting to stare at because of this! Here's a non-exhaustive list:

  1. Her reflection in the mirror

  2. Her crystal garden

  3. The baby pig Kris Jenner got her, which she thought was a chicken

  4. Her iPhone

  5. This photo of her posing with a big-ass snake

  6. The low-budget music video for Kim Kardashian's song "Jam."

  7. Or the commercial Kim did for Carl's Jr. in 2009

  8. Or this photo of Kim eating a Big Mac while wearing chunky jewelry and a fedora

Stormi is literally pulling focus from all these gems, but we suppose that's OK. She is Jenner's daughter, after all. The Big Mac pic can wait.

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