Kid Rock, most known for wearing what appears to be the exact same hat for nearly 20 years straight, joined former Apprentice host and current POTUS Donald Trump in the White House for dinner Wednesday night. Mr. Kid was joined by If You Can't Lick 'Em…Lick 'Em artist Ted Nugent and presumed "Bawitdaba" fan Sarah Palin, CBS News reported.
If you want to see photos of how all those people look when standing near each other, Palin has provided that opportunity in a Facebook post that of course features the American flag emoji 😒:
Palin also published a "BEHIND THE SCENES [sic]" blog post on her official website, detailing the night's happenings alongside ads with headlines like 80 Percent of Men Can't Ace This Car Engine Quiz and 33 Amish Facts That Will Make Your Skin Crawl. You know, just your typical patriotic shit.
According to Palin, Trump's dinner invitation included a request for her to bring along a few friends. Palin said she invited Mr. Kid and Ed Pungent because "Jesus was booked." I am not making that up. Jesus declined* to comment. (*That part I am making up.)
To rescue us from the throes of Alaskan nu metal, Twitter has dedicated a healthy portion of 4/20 to meticulously mocking any and all photos of this encounter:
Ted nugent, kid rock and Sarah palin visit the WH. pic.twitter.com/7y0S5Hzfnb— desmodromic (@Cooperisherenow) April 20, 2017
Sarah Palin, Kid Rock, Ted Nugent and Donald Trump in a photo together.— Started Tweeting (@StartedTweeting) April 20, 2017
Rednecks Last Supper. pic.twitter.com/6IdyZIvDUC
"Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent, Kid Rock met with Trump in the Oval Office" - One of the few times that the fly on the wall has the highest IQ.— Eddie Vortical (@vortical1) April 20, 2017
Last night, Trump hosted Sarah Palin, Kid Rock and Ted Nugent— Regi Brittain (@RegiBrittain) April 20, 2017
a.k.a. Monster Truck America's Holy Trinity
@thehill Ted Nugent antiSemite & Nazi. Kid Rock - IQ of a doorknob. Sarah Palin - well, you know.— Marty Alpert (@martyalpert) April 20, 2017
"I’m going to surround myself only with the best and most serious people." (Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent, Kid Rock meet Trump in the Oval Office) pic.twitter.com/wE8ww5tZ7D— Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) April 20, 2017
Look! Ted Nugent! Sarah Palin! Kid Rock! Future Ex-President Don! It's the next cast of "Dancing With Trailer Park Trash!" https://t.co/e5kI5ijEq6— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) April 20, 2017
And nothing says Sarah Palin like bringing Ted Nugent and Kid Rock with you to the White House. Ted once called for Obama to be hung. pic.twitter.com/f5Kj5lU8qv— Yashar (@yashar) April 20, 2017
@MarterVan Shocking how many intellectuals are gathered together in one place. 😂 That seems just about right.— #WeThePeople (@I_miss_Bernie) April 20, 2017
Now seems like a good time to remind everyone that Nugent once called Barack Obama a "subhuman mongrel," then essentially avoided a direct apology. Of course he's welcome in Trump's White House.
- Kid Rock Offers Up Opinion Nobody Asked for, Says “F*ck Colin Kaepernick” During Concert
- Sarah Palin Somehow Inks Deal for 'Judge Judy'-Style TV Series
- Alec Baldwin Gives Stephen Colbert Trump Impression Tips
More from Complex
- Zayn Throws a House Party in New Video for "Still Got Time" f/ Partynextdoor
- LeBron James Explains Why He Relates to Kendrick Lamar's Music So Much
- Listen to MØ's Massive New Single "Nights With You"
- Tash Sultana Shares Mesmerizing New Song "Murder To The Mind"
- Listen to D.R.A.M.'s New Single "Gilligan" f/ ASAP Rocky and Juicy J