Justin Bieber tweets about being a big boy who doesn't pee himself
"If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad," the underrated philosopher Sheryl Crow once sang. Now, Justin Bieber is keeping her flame burning.
Biebs responded to allegations that he might have peed in his very expensive sweatpants with a smile and a simple explanation for why his "dick area" was wet.
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Someone got me flowers and I was driving, made a turn, and the water spilled on my dick area...Didn't bother me if it made ya laugh nice!
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) February 24, 2017
But since nothing is real until you meme it, he followed up on Instagram with a nod to his unlikely buddy Adam Sandler.
You ain't cool unless you pee your pants
A post shared by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Feb 23, 2017 at 12:58pm PST
Bieber is cool. Peeing your pants is cool. Bieber didn't pee his pants, but if he did, it would have cool. lt's all love here.
