Jimmy Kimmel Channels a Cooler Bill Nye

Alexander Abad-Santos

We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cell phone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

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If our science teachers were this fun in school, we would never have become journalists:

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Quick question fans of New Girl: Max Greenfield—funnier scripted, or in the outtakes? We can't decide:

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So we love Google Translate — it makes our job easier, and allows us to read Armenian websites and stuff. But even we know its limitations. For example, here's what it does to "Call Me, Maybe" or "Relevant National Laws":

And finally, we dedicate this Friday to the seahorse. Ride on, you majestic (and a little bit sad) creature, ride on: