We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:
Budweiser and Jay-Z have teamed up once again for the 2013 incarnation of their Made in America festival, an annual attempt to make Philadelphia nightlife not terrible. So here's what the City of Brotherly Love's mosh pits look like in corporate beer goggles
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We're not even going to pretend to understand the sick minds that concocted this Kim Jong-un video, butit's safe to say that the majority of North Koreans have not and will not see it, ever:
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Intense, yeah? Let's sit back and relax with this seal.
And finally: chickens.