Jared Kushner Mercilessly Mocked Over Reported Security Clearance Downgrade

Now, by law, Jared has to stick two fingers in his ears and hum during family dinners.

— Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) February 27, 2018

If anyone in the WH wants to make fun of Jared Kushner after his security clearance was downgraded send him this. pic.twitter.com/PuzLB2fWVx

— Jason Leopold (@JasonLeopold) February 28, 2018

Jared losing his security clearance is the drunk rich friend who has his driver's license suspended and now everyone has to drive him around.

— John Levenstein (@johnlevenstein) February 28, 2018

If you have a key to your own diary, you have a higher security clearance than Jared Kushner.

— Dan Wilbur (@DanWilbur) February 28, 2018

You can still tell Jared Kushner your own personal secrets.

— Josh Barro (@jbarro) February 27, 2018

Jared Kushner loses his clearance while Ivanka gets added to it pic.twitter.com/HeoXYfL0nt

— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) February 27, 2018

So do they—do they flash the Men In Black pen in front of Kushner now or...

— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) February 27, 2018

JUST IN: Kushner must wear cowbell to announce his presence.

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 27, 2018

Call me when Jared Kushner’s role in the family is downgraded to “Tiffany” pic.twitter.com/f4HMXZAfS0

— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) February 27, 2018

Stay tuned for MTV's 'Downgraded,' hosted by Jared Kushner.

— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) February 28, 2018

“Kushner loses access to top-secret intelligence.” Ah, that’s a relief. Now deliver him to Klytus 4 post clearance “conditioning” n’ a Level 6 precautionary Mind Wipe.🚀🤷🏼‍♂️

— Axl Rose (@axlrose) February 27, 2018

I can live with Jared losing security clearance but I can’t live with Jared losing the vest. pic.twitter.com/9ZO6HXd9bV

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) February 28, 2018

maybe naive but wouldn't the US plan for Mideast peace that Kushner is developing be top secret? Does that mean he can't read his own plan?

— Susan Glasser (@sbg1) February 27, 2018

N is for Nepotism,
a deal-making coup#Kushner https://t.co/lKMEULUdHL pic.twitter.com/5stGPqIp0Q

— Ann Telnaes (@AnnTelnaes) February 27, 2018

Haha, Jared Kushner and I now have the same level security clearance.

— AJ (@AJ_Lueb) February 27, 2018