J.K. Rowling calmly crushes yet another troll with chihuahua-themed burn
LONDON — Even by her standards, J.K. Rowling had a productive day troll-destroying on Monday.
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It started with the following tweet, which may well have been Rowling's most brutal burn of all time:
*sighs* Well, who knows? If I try harder, I might be reincarnated as a lonely virgin hiding behind a cartoon frog. pic.twitter.com/EbocdxfJ5o
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 30, 2017
Thousands of retweets later and J.K. Rowling had attracted the attention of other Trump supporters.
One account in particular accused her of hiding "behind a fictional dweeb ass child".
Rowling's response came a short while later:
Unless you're actually a hooded chihuahua, I'm pretty sure I win on the 'not hiding' front. I quite like 'old whore', though. #Shakespearean pic.twitter.com/0pIEVfrGn7
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 30, 2017
Twitter approved.
@jk_rowling You are the best at taking down trolls on Twitter. Love you!
— David Richard P. (@DavidRP91) January 30, 2017
@DavidRP91 @jk_rowling there's a troll! A troll in the dungeon!
— something wizardy ⚯͛ (@profofpotter) January 30, 2017
@profofpotter @jk_rowling Twitter trolls be like: pic.twitter.com/tSmB1eBn32
— David Richard P. (@DavidRP91) January 30, 2017
@jk_rowling you are my hero 😂💙
— leo kalyan (@leokalyan) January 30, 2017
Be warned, trolls: even a hooded chihuahua avatar won't save you.