The internet isn't impressed with Ivanka Trump's Thanksgiving ideas
If asked to describe Ivanka Trump in one word, we would not choose "relatable." ("Complicit" might be a better option.)
And thus, it comes as no surprise that her website's recommendations for the ideal "Thanksgiving tablescape" were a little unorthodox, to say the least. Like, the absolute least.
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Is that ... a giant clam filled with moss?
Have no idea how to decorate your Thanksgiving table? Problem solved: https://t.co/2ssrjO7yPl pic.twitter.com/f4T1Oqr5c7
— Ivanka Trump HQ (@IvankaTrumpHQ) November 16, 2017
To be fair, the below table setup was not designed by Ivanka herself. It's the brainchild of interior designer Allison Domonoske. But given Ivanka's storied history of bougie posts at inopportune moments, Twitter couldn't help but go in.
FILL A GIANT CLAM WITH GARBAGE FROM THE WOODS YOU ARE THE GARBAGE GOD NOW https://t.co/1DK6es5vWY
— Daniel Kibblesmith From Work (@kibblesmith) November 18, 2017
Horrifying centerpiece aside, why are you eating Thanksgiving dinner on your kitchen island? https://t.co/QjqDUdSzQx
— Amber Macdonald (@mzmacdonald) November 18, 2017
Yeah, I can’t afford a dining table either, I can only afford this giant clam
— Jordan (@JordieNassif) November 18, 2017
— Culen Jensen (@culenjensen) November 18, 2017
It's Thanksgiving kids, get the clam out of storage
— Antifa-la-la-la-la (@LizardRumsfeld) November 18, 2017
of course even the mini pumpkins being eaten by the giant clamshell gotta be ~white~ https://t.co/GBhsfzzHMM
— Nicole Chung (@nicole_soojung) November 18, 2017
May I suggest a tablecloth motif: pic.twitter.com/t2GuxsQKBO
— Lil O (@Lilobri) November 18, 2017
Anyway, happy Thanksgiving from our giant clam to yours.
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