Intense toothbrush debate erupts on Twitter, causes minty-fresh chaos
In a dystopian future, ultra-violent scavenger gangs roam the arid landscape. Their vehicles are cobbled together from the husks of our now devastated civilisation, beasts of twisted metal, belching out smog. Splattered in red paint on each vehicular abomination is one of two slogans, signifying that gang's affiliation: Wet First, or Paste First?
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Rewind to February 2018, and we see the genesis of this social division:
do y’all wet the toothbrush first, or put toothpaste on first 🤨?
— ty’ana 🌹 (@envyteeee) February 12, 2018
And thus it began.
I wet the toothbrush
— Hen.. (@Tall_Henry) February 12, 2018
Put toothpaste on first
— ♾J⋀YR⋀WRI ♾ (@RawrMcCree) February 12, 2018
I put the toothpaste first because if not then it slides off
— Taz (@ItsTanzania) February 16, 2018
Wet my toothbrush first
— Muhammed Soofi (@mosooofraazy) February 15, 2018
I wet the toothbrush but I squeeze the toothpaste on my tongue.
— Girth Brooks (@ImJustErnest) February 14, 2018
Ewww how you not gonna rinse the toothbrush first??
— EnergizeHER Bunny (@Brahma_3) February 15, 2018
I rinse the toothbrush, put toothpaste on it, then rinse it again.
— VanityIsMySin (@yellowbonebaddi) February 15, 2018
Those who don’t wet their toothbrush before putting on the toothpaste are likely the same people who pour milk in their bowls before cereal.
— mangocreams (@mangocreams) February 15, 2018
i switch it up. it depends.. its like painting.
— Mack Jus (@mackjus415) February 14, 2018
I don’t wet my toothbrush first. A: waste of water even if it is for just a second. B: I rinse my toothbrush after I use every time it so it’s not like it’s gross. C: it’s going to get wet once you put water on it anyway why does it matter.
— SHARKEISHA (@sharleenqween) February 15, 2018
I don’t wet it at all
— Mr. Coach (@travietrav202) February 14, 2018
Dry toothbrush followed by a large glass of orange juice.
— Daniel (@Dwest2828) February 14, 2018
It's too late to turn back. Welcome to the toothbrush war.
