1. What day is it?
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Remember back in the day when annoying pop-up boxes would offer advice on your Windows 95 PC? The notifications were meant to help guide you through using Windows, but ended up being as annoyingly useless as old Clippy.
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Since the prompts were never helpful anyway, the Tumblr Windows 95 Tips created an alternate collection of pop-up tips that would have actually been helpful. Click through the gallery and sound off with your own witty Windows 95 tips in the comments.
Gallery images courtesy of Tumblr, Windows 95 Tips
BONUS: Vintage Blue Screen of Death
1. Windows 3.x
The first Blue Screen of Death, native to the Windows 3.x series of the early '90s, justifies its user's failure with technical language most casual PC users of today wouldn't be able to decipher.
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