Here's everyone and everything #MoreElectableThanTrump
It wasn’t outright racism or tax troubles that finally caused Donald Trump’s campaign to implode. Instead, it was a hot mic video, revealed by the Washington Post, which exposed the Republican presidential candidate talking crudely about sexual assault in 2005.
Since the video emerged Friday, rumors have been flying about whether the GOP would dump Trump from the ticket. As Mashable has reported, it’s a near legal impossibility, but if they do manage to kick him to the curb, the Internet has helpfully provided some suggestions about who and what could take up the mantle.
#MoreElectableThanTrump began trending Saturday. Almost any of these things could make some pretty decent policy decisions by comparison, probably.
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Literally any of the Friends
Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, or Ross #MoreElectableThanTrump pic.twitter.com/doBgml3B9z
— Sara Margaret♡ (@SaraShrekgast) October 9, 2016
#MoreElectableThanTrump is trending? I’ve got a few suggestions: pic.twitter.com/fVdgq02SCI
— Holly Lanier (@holly_lanier) October 9, 2016
A simple plank of wood
Plank from Ed, Edd, an’ Eddy #MoreElectableThanTrump pic.twitter.com/OQlfRgybiF
— The NYC Film Chick (@TheNYCFilmChick) October 9, 2016
The famous beachball that kept Tom Hanks company. Look, it’s probably more emotionally sensitive
Wilson!!!! #MoreElectableThanTrump pic.twitter.com/7Begur2Usb
— The real Janis (@jansc717) October 9, 2016
A minty candy that was already, bizarrely, forced to weigh in on the 2016 election
TIC TACS #moreelectablethantrump pic.twitter.com/AWpzsSqvDQ
— Ƙℯrî (@keriqbaum) October 8, 2016
“Make America Grate Again”
This block of cheese is #moreelectablethantrump. (Bonus: The slogan doesn’t need to change much, at all. Make America Grate Again.) pic.twitter.com/Q18RowNlNX
— Frankp (@FrankJPaladino) October 8, 2016
A different type of orange dude
Garfield: just as orange, just as lazy, doesn’t demean women. #MoreElectableThanTrump pic.twitter.com/VoRTWrPeJn
— Jessica Wilder (@JessicaNexus) October 8, 2016
The infamous pizza rat. Both New Yorkers. Both grubby
Pizza Rat is #MoreElectableThanTrump pic.twitter.com/l9o7sDBBd7
— Edward Current (@edwardcurrent) October 8, 2016
The bulbous Plumbus
Plumbus #MoreElectableThanTrump pic.twitter.com/cltgg48KqS
— Leigh :) Stark (@Leighlo) October 9, 2016
The head of a dead president in a jar
Nixon’s head in a jar. BAAAAROOOOOO!#MoreElectableThanTrump pic.twitter.com/cWFWRNBMg2
— Edward Kauffman (@edwardf256k) October 9, 2016
Your old mate Clippy. So friendly. So cyber
This annoying mf from Microsoft #MoreElectableThanTrump pic.twitter.com/mFyz1ewOaP
— Misty Knight (@MyBrainOnMusiK) October 9, 2016
Trash, both on fire and not on fire
A trash can is #MoreElectableThanTrump pic.twitter.com/959fHK3yre
— Cayden Keith (@CaydenKeith1) October 9, 2016
This literal dumpster fire.#MoreElectableThanTrump pic.twitter.com/CpFcQ1TmYT
— Faith Choyce (@faithchoyce) October 9, 2016
Cats. Any number of cats
#Steve2016 is #MoreElectableThanTrump — and he’s been dead almost 10 months. And he’s a cat. pic.twitter.com/lGgzIjhaAr
— John Schindler (@20committee) October 9, 2016
My overweight cat is #MoreElectableThanTrump pic.twitter.com/wrM1nzQ6Yn
— !!! (@ustopdropandrol) October 9, 2016
My cat, Sakinah. #MoreElectableThanTrump pic.twitter.com/BmyJ8P30qV
— Aishah Schwartz (@AishahSchwartz) October 9, 2016
Or even this notorious party animal
Barney is #MoreElectableThanTrump pic.twitter.com/IWEuzwo1uP
— Aco (@AcoPensal) October 9, 2016
