Happy 4/20 from Your Friends at the White House

Dave Holmes
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From Esquire

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin received an invitation to the White House this week, and she brought along two guests: Ted Nugent and Kid Rock. Above is a photo of a gathering that actually happened in the Oval Office here in the United States of America.

Let us forget for a moment that Ted Nugent called our former President a "subhuman mongrel," and invited him to "suck on my machine gun." Let us set aside Kid Rock's 2016 induction of Cheap Trick into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, in which he told children that drugs can be dangerous, but can also lead to them being "in a band, filthy rich, bangin' hot chicks." Let us ignore our president's Halloween mask of a face, beaming with a joy we have not seen from him in months. These are things we must live with in today's world.

But, gentlemen. Hats? Those hats? Indoors? What kind of direct-to-Spike soap opera are we living in?

As for the Resolute Desk: is it possible for wood to register disappointment?

Oh, but the fun didn't stop there.

While Sarah squinches up a "Yeah, right" face in front of Hillary Clinton's White House portrait, and the Nuge gives her a forceful "Hit the bricks, lady" hand gesture, Kid simply holds his ground. Arms crossed over a disco collar and an Express for Men v-neck. Looking every inch the day-shift Olive Garden security guard he would be in a more just world.

But look at his face. Look at the level of comfort. "This is our White House now," this face says.

And the worst part is that he's right.

This is going to be a long however many weeks until Donald Trump gets bored or impeached.

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