Here's What Guy Fieri Would Look Like Without the Spiky Hair

The original version of Guy Fieri. (Photo: Imgur)
The original version of Guy Fieri. (Photo: Imgur)

What would Guy Fieri be without his signature spiky blond ’do? Thanks to Reddit, we have the answer. User LegitLemur got busy on Photoshop, using her mad skills to show the world what Fieri would look like were he not serving platinum porcupine realness at all times.

The result? The TV host and restaurant owner goes from a highly recognizable celebrity to a suburban-dad type. LegitLemur transformed Fieri into a clean-shaven average Joe with mousy brown hair and a plaid button-up. This Fieri is no longer the guy who is running Guy’s Grocery Games (what is that show even?). This Fieri is just a regular, degular, shmegular guy who sweats and breathes too heavily — you know, the guy at your office you always avoid eye contact with in the elevator.

The updated version of Guy Fieri. (Photo: Imgur)
The updated version of Guy Fieri. (Photo: Imgur)

“If he ever wants to disappear from the public it’ll be pretty easy for him. I would never have guessed those two pics were the same person,” one commenter said. “He could be an uncle from the Midwest who sells insurance and drinks Budweiser by the pool on the weekends,” another observed. As LegitLemur herself told Fox News: “I was surprised at just how big of a difference there was. If the pictures weren’t side by side, I don’t know what I would have recognized him.”

The celebrity chef has said many times that he loves his bleached blond ’do, facial hair and earrings (own it Fieri, own it), so we don’t see him changing his look anytime soon.

But whether he’s rocking platinum spikes or giving us a middle-management hair moment, both Fieris look like they know their way around a diner. And that is why we love him.

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