What you're about to watch is the work of a name you should remember: **Dani Ochoa. **

Dani, who characterizes herself as "a girl with too much time on her hands" is also, apparently, a goddamn math genius.

She figured out how to play the Mos Eiseley Cantina theme from "Star Wars."

With a pencil.

While writing.

While writing a *coherent and apparently working math equation. *

And not just a working math equation. But a working math equation that produces, yes, *the number of the speed of light*. A sampling of crowdsourced math-checked, via the Reddit Video thread, found this:

Yeah, look, we work for a website, half this industry barely squeaked by Algebra 2—we don't know if the math *actually *checks out, but sure as hell *sounds* legit.

Anyway, bottom line, here: **Dani Ochoa** deserves a MacArthur Grant. With a little more time on her hands, she's gonna send us into the fifth dimension and find a new planet where we can live. There, phrases like "Steve Bannon" don't exist. All hail.