This Fenty Beauty Foundation Review Is the Funniest Thing on the Internet

It's been about four months since Rihanna released Fenty Beauty, and since then nearly everyone agrees that her foundation is pretty much the greatest thing ever. For one, Time Magazine named Fenty Beauty one of the best inventions of 2017. (Agreed.) For another, the foundation has 40 shades, guaranteeing makeup wearers of color will be able to find one that matches. It's so great, in fact, that all the dark skin tones sold out in less than a week. But even the most vocal Fenty Beauty supporters cannot compare to one megafan whose life drastically changed the day they bought Rihanna's Pro Filt'r Soft Matte Longwear Foundation.

The fan in question, identified only as Eden, posted an account of their post-Fenty life on the Fenty Beauty website. The enthusiastic review was screenshotted by Twitter user @ShaunJuan2, who then spread it throughout the Internet before it was picked up by PopSugar.

"I mean . . . I'm trying to be humble but I can't," Eden begins. "I'm fly. I only need one application on my face and it looks like I've been blessed. Like....I drink my water, mind my bidness, and only get petty when it's well deserved."

"I walk around looking like a life-size Academy Award," they continue. If you don't stop and ask me what am I using for my skin, then you're just a hater 'cause I'm stopping traffic. I'm getting invited to all the cookouts, your boyfriend, his brother AND his best friend want to holler at me but I'm faithful to my man. My man is trying to find a way to love me a little less but he can't cause I'm even more elevated. And I'm just steady blessing his life."

"What can I say? #440 was good to me," Eden writes in conclusion. "I already have great skin...but now....it's like it ain't safe for me to walk down these streets anymore. I'm too fly to walk with common folk now...... Bless up. And I mean that in the most humblest way possible."

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