— NFL (@AllNFL_) August 26, 2016
Marshawn Lynch is one of the funniest NFL players in recent memory. If you need proof, just watch his Clueless Gamer segment on Conan, listen to him give advice on how to have sexual encounters while driving, or watch him have absolutely no mercy when going up against a kid in a drill at football camp.
The latest example of Beast Mode’s hilarity came while he was helping promote his alma mater Cal’s opening game of the season in Australia against Hawaii. While he was down under, Lynch did an autograph signing for the Aussie fans, and one bold gentleman gave Lynch a New England Patriots t-shirt to sign. If somehow you forgot, the Pats just happen to be the team that defeated Lynch and the Seahawks in Super Bowl XLIX just two years ago.
Considering that, I wouldn’t have blamed Lynch if he had thrown the table up and walked out, but he was a good enough sport about it that he signed the shirt anyways. However, Lynch wasn’t just going to let the fan get out of there unscathed, so he made sure to write a message on it that would get his point across. Instead of just signing his name, the former Super Bowl champion wrote on the shirt “Seahawks. Beast Mode U B*tch.”
Honestly, it could have been a lot worse. I don’t care if you’re Australian, if you come to Marshawn Lynch with a Patriots shirt to sign, you deserve whatever name he calls you.