Steve: It 3 am in the morning;;The red phone rings at the Whitehouse ! Mr President Trump we have a maijor crisis & need a maijor decision fast?
Trump says, how fast did you say?
very fast Mr President.
Trump says , gimme a minute , 5 minutes or so & who is this im talking to anyway?
Im The secretary Mr President!
Trump says , wich secretary are you?
I am your secretary of defense sir!
Trump says , well im the commander in chief , tell me what you wanted, it's 3am!
Phone hangs up abruptly,.
Phone rings once again maybe 8-9 times!
Please mr president pay attention we have a maijor crisis, we must act fast!
Oh this is Malania not the president, he fell back asleep, cant you hear the snoring- and snorting/sniffing , what was it you wanted again mr secretary , i'll leave him a post-it note next to his hair spray because thats the first thing he grabs when he wakes up.
Phone hangs up abruply!
Loud knocking and banging at the Presidents private residence now! absolutely no answer after 5 minutes & the secret service breaks the door down to find the rooms all empty!
Now they try the red phone number again!
after 10 rings ,Hello hello.
Mr President i implore you to listen, we have a dire emergency!
Oh; it's me Baron not my daddy, you want my mom instead? hold on!
Hello Hello Malania speaking , why do you keep waking us up, it's 3;30 am now.
Mrs President , we knocked down the Presidents door, no one in room,.
Well we had that red phone connected to ring for us at our penthouse suite at trump towers, we are here and not at that little Presidential residence , anyway; what did you say you wanted it's 3;45 am now & we were all sleeping.
Mrs President! please please this is an extreme National emergency & it's now been 45 minutes since i first called.
Malania tells the Secretay, are you sure it can't wait till atleast after breakfast at 8am.
Who the Hell is it Malania, i was asleep dreaming of piles of cash, piles i tell you & that dam phone keeps waking me up, take that dam phone off the dam hook.
4am and a Nuclear bomb hits the west coast from apparently North Korea!